Merry Se-Xmas!

£15 £10

Merry Se-Xmas!

Facing another Xmas alone? Got a friend who needs perking up? Want to take terrirfying adventage of the 'secret' in Secret Santa? Look no further.

Jingle Bellends is the Mann Smoothe Xmas package. It contains a copy of his best-selling book Sex and the Titties: The Sexy Adventures of Stann Boothe, plus an erotic-smelling candle to get you in the mood, a packet of handy Kleenex tissues for your inevitable explosive climax, and a small bottle of mid-range scotch for handling le petite mort.

It even comes pre-wrapped and smelling divine, with a personalised signed note of love/lust/something-altogether-grosser from the author himself.

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Sex and the Titties is undoubtedly the worst piece of erotic fiction ever written. The Sexy Adventures of Stann Boothe by Mann Smoothe makes 50 Shades of Grey look like f*cking Shakespeare.

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have a great thrust upon ‘em. For Stann Boothe, all of the above are true. This is a story primarily about his penis, but also about treasure and dinosaurs." - Mann Smoothe, author.

This book is the pinnacle of literoticomedy: a genre invented and subsequently dominated by Ed Gamester.

18+ contains constant foul language and idiotic themes
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